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Mar 20, 2025
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Ooh you're a cool cat
Coming on strong with all the chit chat
Ooh you're alright
Hanging out and stealing all the limelight
Ooh messing with the beat of my heart yeah!

Songwriters: Freddie Mercury / John Deacon.


It would be a tad ironic; I can see it now. “Yeah, I didn’t unsubscribe when he said we should consider Israelis human too, the blasphemy, or even when he used that word, you know, the one - but when he started talking about dead cats, that was it for me, I’m out.”

Please note that no felines were harmed in the writing of this newsletter, and while I will be writing about deadcatting, I won’t be writing about dead cats; that’s not what that word means, and it’s quite deliberate that it’s shocking.

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