Ngā mihi Nick. Perfectly written, but I couldn’t find the satire… I bet Luxon has Nicola locked up in the cattery while he’s away, lest she takes an opportunity to…
Not so much comedic as documentary style Nick ... a "flying fuck" came to mind as Luxon is that idiom personified! Gawd he's an embarrassment every time he goes overseas - thus he's worse - he's a serial embarrassment :/ (and being "wealthy and sorted" why can't he buy shirts that fit his thick neck, the top button looks as strained as his jacket buttons always do)
This is wonderful, Nick. Why doesn't that man ever just put on a pair of sunglasses? That squint is so unattractive, makes him look shifty. And what about a jacket that fits?
Thanks for Tim Minchin. Brilliant musician, great song.
He is shifty. I’m waiting for that brave little jacket button to finally give up and pop off, the built up strain would create quite a bit of velocity so perhaps reporters interviewing should be given danger money and kneecap protectors.
Very well written Nick. One of his other happy places is Primary Schools. Probably because none of the younger school kids are going to call him " Dick Head".
Oh Nick the warning was unnecessary because your post today was truly more documentary than comic relief. That expression if it wasn’t so funny I could cry comes to mind every time I see or hear Luxton.
Amanda rose from her intermittent sleep, 135 AB crunchers in under 32 seconds…not half bad mrs prime minister..hard abs, flat tummy, if only Simeon would notice.. Simeon had a healthy ‘vegan ‘way of eating, now, if only Chris Bishop would notice.
Douchebag Dave. Perfect description given that backward cap. Bet he will never wear it like that again. He looks like one of the Bowery Boys on a bad day.
In Glasgow they call that so rt ofacial expression ‘Glaikit’.
Ngā mihi Nick. Perfectly written, but I couldn’t find the satire… I bet Luxon has Nicola locked up in the cattery while he’s away, lest she takes an opportunity to…
He’d reject that characterisation just you watch 🙀
What satire???
We could do a swap with Aussie, Keep "The Bald Ego" and return Jacinda.
What a bloody good idea that is!!
It's the handshake that gets me, why does he have to grip the upper arm as well. Makes me cringe. Please keep him Australia, we don't need him back.
Not so much comedic as documentary style Nick ... a "flying fuck" came to mind as Luxon is that idiom personified! Gawd he's an embarrassment every time he goes overseas - thus he's worse - he's a serial embarrassment :/ (and being "wealthy and sorted" why can't he buy shirts that fit his thick neck, the top button looks as strained as his jacket buttons always do)
Thank you for the satire, beautifully iced by the fabulous (note, carefully avoiding the word "iconic") Tim Minchin.
This is wonderful, Nick. Why doesn't that man ever just put on a pair of sunglasses? That squint is so unattractive, makes him look shifty. And what about a jacket that fits?
Thanks for Tim Minchin. Brilliant musician, great song.
He is shifty. I’m waiting for that brave little jacket button to finally give up and pop off, the built up strain would create quite a bit of velocity so perhaps reporters interviewing should be given danger money and kneecap protectors.
Brave little jacket button 🤭 love it 👏👏👏😂
He is shifty, he 'barnes's his teeth I a smile better described as a grimace. Tim Minchin - love him!
Bares...
Just brilliant all round 😃
Very well written Nick. One of his other happy places is Primary Schools. Probably because none of the younger school kids are going to call him " Dick Head".
Oh Nick the warning was unnecessary because your post today was truly more documentary than comic relief. That expression if it wasn’t so funny I could cry comes to mind every time I see or hear Luxton.
I can’t/won’t hold Tim Minchin and Christopher Luxon in my head at the same. One of them is great.
Omg he's just CRINGE!
I rember that Clive James described the backwards baseball cap as “the international sign of the idiot.”
Hah. A well written tragicomedy. Gawd I loathe the man soooooo much.
Amanda rose from her intermittent sleep, 135 AB crunchers in under 32 seconds…not half bad mrs prime minister..hard abs, flat tummy, if only Simeon would notice.. Simeon had a healthy ‘vegan ‘way of eating, now, if only Chris Bishop would notice.
Douchebag Dave. Perfect description given that backward cap. Bet he will never wear it like that again. He looks like one of the Bowery Boys on a bad day.
In Glasgow they call that so rt ofacial expression ‘Glaikit’.
Thanks for the satire (?) and Minchin - bright relief on a wet, grey day.