Next Tuesday there will be a show trial in Wellington. I’m not talking about the Labour caucus pulling the ejector seat on Gaurav Sharma’s political career. I’m sure that spring is coiled, oiled, and ready to launch Mr Sharma directly into the sun.
No, I’m talking of the assembling of the Kangaroo court to be held by the anti everything FARCs. You know - the Freedom and Rights Coalition – those angry FARCers.
Imagine the prankster that came up with that name and the slow wits involved that didn’t even realise how the acronym would sound - those stupid FARCers.
So what is a Kangaroo Court?
“An unofficial court held by a group of people in order to try someone regarded, especially without good evidence, as guilty of a crime or misdemeanor.”
The least well informed, least knowledgeable, absolute worst people in our society will be marching from Civic Square to the grounds of Parliament waving their absurd banners, no doubt full of highly creative spelling and punctuation.
Certainly the banners will be full of claims that our democratically elected, slightly left, articulate, leader is representative of a globalist conspiracy to control the minds of these free thinkers, and is basically Hitler in a dress.
The court case will commence at 11am with “the verdict delivered by you, the jury” at 1:30pm. Quite a short time-frame for the case of the century. I’m thinking things aren’t looking good for the accused, or “Cindy” as the defendant will no doubt be referred to.
Guess that’ll teach her for committing all those “crimes against humanity”. Not so funny now is it, not just a card game over a chardonnay now is it Prime Minister?
You might think - hang on if there is an actual trial of crimes against humanity shouldn’t that be like in the Hague with people in funny wigs with lots of degrees? But that is not possible the mob are well aware those are Lizard people – not those in the Hague, those with degrees.
So what will the mob do when the inevitable, shout out to Gaurav Sharma here, predetermined “Guilty” verdict comes in? Are they just going to say “oh well, job done” and wander off home having made their point? No, I don’t think so either.
So what is it to be? Storm the parliament building like the demented haters taking the Capitol building in Washington DC? Set up for a spot of camping and settle in for the long haul? Or is it back to the highlight of their argument that conveys their true essence – throwing handfuls of human faeces at passers by?
I’d say let it rain on them, let it turn to mud like Mallard left the sprinklers on all week. Let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights if it stops them settling in, but they’d probably claim it was a sign from God that he was unhappy with Jacinda.
Who am I kidding, they won’t complain about a bit of water unless they’re asked to bathe in it. They can finally take advantage of their webbed feet, another blessing to count on their fingers and toes - with varying results understandably.
But it’s not a joke is it? Someone could get badly hurt, there could be serious damage done – and I don’t mean the lawn could get wrecked again.
The thing is we’re not where we were last time protestors met outside parliament, the lock-downs and mandates are all but gone, no one is forcing them to inject the New World Order into their blood stream – no one is even telling them to wear a mask any more.
No, these are people that are angry and want the government gone regardless of Covid, regardless of democratic votes – just like the people in the US that stormed the Capitol. The security services in the US were suspiciously under prepared; I doubt our police will make the mistake of permitting them to take up residence in the grounds again let alone gain entry to government buildings.
We have this chap riling up anger at the PM, with no ability to act in a way that most people would consider appropriate, who thinks he is above judgment. No, not Gaurav Sharma – I’m talking about Brian Tamaki, the leader of the mob, for want of a better term the FARC head.
Do you think he can control what the mob will do? How about other groups, the ones who have nothing to do with Destiny, the extremists joining the protests with no interest in filling the coffers of Christ’s tool on earth?
It only takes one of those people to bring a gun, or some other kind of weapon or device, and this country could change forever in terms of protests being held freely and politicians being accessible to the public. One lone nut that believes they are starting something and that the mob will follow them.
As we all know there is a small, but loud, group of people in this country who are thriving on misinformation and hatred. People who have targeted their frustrations at the person in charge, not because they think someone else could do better but because they are angry.
But also sadly because a lot of them seem to have developed a vicious hatred of Jacinda Ardern and all she stands for. Flames fanned for clicks by our media and her majesty’s opposition.
So well done NewsHub, well done Chris Bishop, well done Brian Tamaki, well done NZME, well done Winston Peters, and well done Chantelle Baker – all of what unfolds is on you.
It’ll probably be of grotesquely compelling interest to the media, but annoying as heck for everyone else – like Peter Dunne still being on the radio, seriously just shut up already.
Oh, and well done Gaurav does anyone even remember Sam Uffindell any more? Dollars to donuts you can be sure his party leader can’t even recall him, looks like your job here is done. Time to board the Siberian Express – one way only.
An ill wind approaches Wellington.
I hope that the government and law enforcement are ready to meet and greet these halfwitted insurrectionists and amateur terroiste domestique. They do not speak for me or mine. They don't understand the interdependent nature of the economic system in which they live, provided them with public goods, without which they couldn't exist. Which gave them the right o protest PEACEFULLY for good. Many of them are also receiving benefits and these must cease immediately. The thug, Tamaki and the anti this and that Baker couple - uh. father and daughter and the NewCons...all of them..go live on a deserted atoll in the middle of a turbulent ocean.
tamaki is dangerous , anyone who disagrees with his 'vision' is the enemy , if luxon and co. had any balls , spine and a functioning moral compass they would clearly say that the likes of tamaki, de ment etal where a clear and present danger to nz and under no circumstances will the national or act party work with anyone connected or supported by these vermin.